can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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