So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
