You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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