so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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