i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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