Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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