If i come over, it means nothing
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize