I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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