Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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