Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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