oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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