Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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