i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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