I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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