So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
