i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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