I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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