Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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