Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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