talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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