Pappa wants mamma naked
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I think people are normalizing furries
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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