drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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