you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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