just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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