id be glad to
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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