Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
