Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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