Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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