Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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