i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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