That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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