All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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