You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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