margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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