Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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