I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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