Dual....:-)
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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