a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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