I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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