Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There r osticjed everywhere
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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