i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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