plz talk dirty to me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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