i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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