it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
operation have a gay friend backfired
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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