your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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