I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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