so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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