On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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