I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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