It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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