Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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