I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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